Funny Phrases

Always wanted to be a stand-up comedian? Try your hand with these Funny phrases and see if you have the talent for making others laugh before you book your gig at the local comedy shack.

Funny Phrases and Sayings

These are the phrases and sayings in the Funny category! You can use the Funny phrases as msn names or e-mail signatures. The choice is yours.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.	View
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.	View
The beatings will continue until morale improves.	View
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.	View
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.	View
Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lod...	View
He's tighter than a photo finish.	View
She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner.	View
She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head.	View
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.	View
I do not want to wake up from this wonderful dream with you.	View
From head to heel	View
Nothing without effort.	View